Unleash the Happiness!
Sep 30, 05:38 AM
So apparently Coke no longer carbonate their beverages… no, apparently they have found something much better, cheaper and more environmentally friendly. CO2 move over… Coke is now bottling happiness.
That’s right happiness. Who would have thought that that shhhhhhhhht sound that happens when you break the seal of the bottle/can is not gas escaping… but happiness being UNLEASHED!
What concerns me is not the mayhem that may soon come to pass when all this happiness gets together and takes on the world. But rather, where Coke gets it all this happiness from? I mean they are bottling this stuff by the billions… they have to be getting it from somewhere.
Are coca beans able to absorb happiness through some form of emotion osmosis? Perhaps the slave labour that they use to get their coca beans has another insidious purpose; as a source for happiness.. drained from the children right to the core.
I wonder what sort of purification they use to make sure all the hate and fear gets taken out…. there should really be some sort of regulation on this.
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