What Would Shark Jesus Do?
Oct 16, 11:48 PM
For those of you who haven’t heard. The Messiah is back.
That’s right. Jesus is a Shark.
I think this speaks worlds about how pissed of God is about what’s going on down here. Now you may scoff and say “Sharks live in the ocean, Shark Jesus can’t do anything to me”. Well i suggest you scrub up on your scriptures…because Shark Jesus can walk on water. Also he’s a shark.
A believer friend of mine said to me that it was okay because “Shark Jesus would understand that I’m an imperfect shark, and I would be ok by virtue of the fact that I was doing everything I could to be like a shark.”
So as I go and purchase some scuba gear I say a prayer for all those vegetarians. May your death be quick.
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